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The Onion: Online Dating Streamlines Rejection For Women

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Websites like Match.com allow sad, lonely women all over the country to invite pain and rejection into their lives with just a few clicks of the mouse.
More coverage at: http://onion.com

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"sometimes my ... ( 1 month ago by CadicusTheDamned)
"sometimes my computer spazzes! lol!"
1:23 LOL "distract ... ( 1 month ago by freshman1985)
1:23 LOL "distract them long enough from killing themselves" So wrong! but SO funny!
You'll only make me ... ( 3 weeks ago by kipolem53)
You'll only make me mad if you refuse to urinate and defecate on me.
WHAT A BUNCH OF ... ( 3 weeks ago by SunTzuLao)
WHAT A BUNCH OF DOGS... LMFAO! Brutal but true.
Im sorry but this ... ( 3 weeks ago by olondonboy)
Im sorry but this is blatently a joke. News networks arent that harsh.
I love onion. its great
Sorry, i'm creeped ... ( 3 weeks ago by GoodbyeToBlueberyPie)
Sorry, i'm creeped out :(
A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand
That was so funny. ... ( 2 weeks ago by vissvienna)
That was so funny. But funnier are the people who think this is real!
Hey, everybody ... ( 2 weeks ago by SunTzuLao)
Hey, everybody knows chopping onions makes you cry... I went back and read some comments... seems like watching the onion makes people cry as well! Or is it just the whiny P.C. morons who don't realize the onion is the most sarcastic satirical news gag on the planet!
thats hella ... ( 2 weeks ago by graffnameseed)
thats hella bullshit your expectations are way too high
ROFL ( 2 weeks ago by JiggleMyCockandBalls)
ROFL
Oh yeah, definitely ... ( 2 weeks ago by aquilifer10)
Oh yeah, definitely. Lie to well-meaning people and then reject them out of hand, wasting their time and emotional stability, all out of spite and misguided anger.
I finally get it now! I understand how to act like an adult and not b a disgrace to my gender! It all makes SENSE!
All of you shut up. ... ( 2 weeks ago by PadraikKasier)
All of you shut up. yur clogging the comments w/ur crap.
This vid is hilarious.
what a bunch of ... ( 2 weeks ago by norec)
what a bunch of dogs!
Hahahahahaha this ... ( 2 weeks ago by edgecrusher7)
Hahahahahaha this is classic
Totally 5 stars.... ... ( 1 week ago by PeterSodhi)
Totally 5 stars.... a work of Genius.
"rapidly aging ... ( 1 week ago by jeibal02)
"rapidly aging overweight secretary"
oh man . . The ... ( 1 week ago by youbananabuoy)
oh man . . The Onion showing no mercy
fucking hilarious! sad but true
totally sad, but ... ( 1 week ago by rockyswealthformula)
totally sad, but true. I get sent these poor women everyday to my inbox....I am not setting the world on fire either... lol
lol, it was funny ... ( 1 week ago by ruoxin88)
lol, it was funny when the reporter said: "this rapidly aging overweight secretary..."
I got rejected ... ( 6 days ago by Lightstrikers)
I got rejected right here on YouTube by ruoxin88.
I know you wanna ... ( 6 days ago by Erinnymph4u92)
I know you wanna dirty talk with me!
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"what bunch of dogs" ( 4 days ago by andrewbnkjv)
"what bunch of dogs"
So what should we ... ( 2 days ago by FruitsP)
So what should we do? look for ugly women like u just to find out that your just as boring and sad as u r ugly? The media? Please don't tell me that u don't think that the media is the reason you don't get dates. Let me tell you something u may not know. YOUR NOT WORTH IT!!
loves it. xoxo The ... ( 12 hours ago by TheWingGirls)
loves it. xoxo The Wing Girls



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